“Yeah motherfuckers, I’m in the UK visiting family. Mum went out with Nana tonight so I decided to go on a mission to see if I could buy beer. I found a convenience store and they had all this Robin Hood fucking beer so I passed on that gay medieval knights and crossbow shit and grabbed some tallies of Budweiser aka real beer. I bought that shit like a professional- totally calm and motherfucking collected. As soon as I got outside I asked some random old lady to photograph me with my shit. This is historical- first successful purchase of beer as a minor!!! As soon as I get back home I’m going to make sure everyone see this shit right here. It makes me a fucking legend. I didn’t want to drink the beers at Nana’s and leave evidence so I found an alley and hid behind a dumpster and pounded the beers then I walked back to Nan’s. I found a chippy so I got a bean and chip butty to toast my victory! Really wish we had places that sold bean and chip butties back home- they’re the shit! “
- Page 5 of Journal #3 (July 18th, 1999 - April 10th, 2000)
